a little bit more about me

My name is Beth and I accidentally have found myself living in Arizona but I'm originally from Tennessee. My education is in history and anthropology, which means that I know a little about a lot of things and can hold my own at a cocktail party in mixed company. I work in museums, doing all sorts of things ranging from researching and writing exhibits to cataloguing absolute wickety wak. I love comedy, baking, photography, my daughter, dogs, and above all else, napping.*

* 2013 edit: Oh yeah, and my new son too.

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    Entries in unfiltered thoughts (24)

    Friday
    Oct032014

    Unfiltered thoughts: Nina Garcia

    Me, explaining why Nina Garcia just plain sucks: She's just so bitter. I'd be surprised if anything makes her happy. Ever.

    My Better Half: I can guarantee you she finds contentment & joy in *something*.

    Me: Oh yeah? Like what? She scowls at & finds fault with absolutely everything.

    My Better Half: First, she's *supposed* to find fault with everything. But I bet she googles videos of sad crying babies. That's the sort of thing that brings her warm fuzzies.

    Me: Good point. About the sad baby videos that is.

    Tuesday
    Sep092014

    unfiltered thoughts: flying pigs

    Me: "...when pigs fly."

    My Better Half: "Can you imagine how big a pig's wings would have to be for a pig to FLY?"

    "...And they'd be all bacony too. Mmmm. Giant bacony buffalo wings. I'd eat those."

    Saturday
    Sep062014

    Unfiltered thoughts: what the...?

    Tempe is full of weird ass signs. Here's one.

    Monday
    Jun162014

    Unfiltered Thoughts: Old Coffee edition

    Do you think that this coffee that I made last Tuesday is still okay? Hmm. Smells fine. Can coffee turn into alcohol or something, like is it okay to drink?

    Let's give it a try and see how it goes.

    Words I may will live to regret.

    Wednesday
    Apr162014

    Unfiltered Thoughts: Urban Myths

    What crime is it exactly if someone steals your kidney? Robbery? Assault? Breaking and entering?