a little bit more about me

My name is Beth and I accidentally have found myself living in Arizona but I'm originally from Tennessee. My education is in history and anthropology, which means that I know a little about a lot of things and can hold my own at a cocktail party in mixed company. I work in museums, doing all sorts of things ranging from researching and writing exhibits to cataloguing absolute wickety wak. I love comedy, baking, photography, my daughter, dogs, and above all else, napping.*

* 2013 edit: Oh yeah, and my new son too.

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    Entries in bathroom (3)

    Thursday
    Feb022012

    As If I Needed Another Reason to Work for Myself

    There is an issue at work. A bathroom issue. The first time I encountered it, I decided to just hold my breath and deal with it because I really, really had to pee. I thought, Yikes! Someone isn't feeling well today.

    Unfortunately, time has proven it's not just a "today" thing. It's become a recurring issue.

    To say it's foul is not nearly strong enough. In fact, it's as if an aged gorilla from the zoo ate some bad cabbage. When I really have to pee, I think, "Well, I could just rush & hold my breath...But then if anyone comes in, they're going to think I'm the culprit here. And I AM NOT."

    So I've resorted to using the bathroom on another floor.

     

    Wednesday
    Jan112012

    Unfiltered Thoughts: Guest Bathrooms

    I think someone should make a poo-scented gag candle specifically for guest bathrooms. The person comes in, does their thing, and then lights the "fresh'n'clean" scented candle to cover their tracks...only to make it far, far worse. 

    Thursday
    May142009

    Unfiltered Thoughts: Bathrooms

    How come nobody ever puts the sink outside of the bathroom in a public place? Not only would you then not have to touch the door after you've washed your hands, but you also get the shame factor forcing those who would not otherwise wash their hands to do so.